I hate all girls vehemently.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Can I sleep on your couch? My wife just found my eHarmony account.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
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