I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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