i just google imaged poop.
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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