come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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