Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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