hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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