One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
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