Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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