this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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