pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
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