How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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