It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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