I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
Randomize
