I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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