mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
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