never play flip cup with pint glasses
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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