What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
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