Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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