Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I forgot how hot balto sounded
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
The bosnian sent me a sext with his dick next to a comcast remote. It went up to the "stop" button. Ironic and appropriate. Grab your remote and imagine it.
You've ruined television for me.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
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