i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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