I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
i really wish my pants would only unzip when im sober
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
Randomize
