they need to just BURY HIM!
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize
