did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Randomize
