Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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