i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
How external is "for external use only"?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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