barbara walters just said penis...
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
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