i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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