There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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