I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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