My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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