white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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