I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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