I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
38 yer olds are good kisserssss
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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