Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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