i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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