You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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