i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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