We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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