My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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