i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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