Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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