Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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