Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
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My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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