How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
thank god my boss can't smell the tequila on my breathe over the phone.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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