So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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