$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Could you please tell them to stop whispering "thundercunt" every time I walk in the room?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
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