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Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
I hope they realize that to me "collecting their mail" is synonymous with "fucking in every room in their house, and twice in the party shower."
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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