She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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