the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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