How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
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