I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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