He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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