Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I need to wash the frat house off of me
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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