Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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